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VikingBones Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, so like, on this server, we got a bunch of Viking skeletons just chillin’ underground. They’re like the OG players, been grindin’ since the medieval times. Join us and you can team up with these ancient warriors to conquer the Minecraft world. Plus, they drop mad loot like ancient swords and shields. It’s like a historical treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies tryna ruin the party. So come on, join the server and let’s raid some dungeons with our Viking squad!

BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5575
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Join our Peaceful Vanilla Club – where even the skeletons are too relaxed for combat!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Players	mc.peacefulvanilla.club [no port]
Bedrock Players	bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club [port 19132]
Website	www.peacefulvanilla.club
Web Maps	www.peacefulvanilla.club/maps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server is based on Java Edition but you can also play with Bedrock Edition. You can also play with MCPE on iOS and Android smartphones.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is restricted to designated arenas only. There is no PvP outside of these areas.

3. Are there any map resets on this server?

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous world.

4. Is there a player-managed economy on the server?

Yes, there is a fully functional player-driven economic system in place. Players can establish their own shops and engage in business endeavors.

5. How can I protect my territory on the server?

You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Players can also rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to their liking.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for jokes and puns. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that one player found a chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted gear so powerful, they became unstoppable in PvP battles. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover these hidden treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky wonders!

Sucker’s Minecraft SMP Rally

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Animals Bred:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as fighting off a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords or trying to navigate through a maze filled with explosive chickens.

Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!

No entry for bro – Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

GoldDiggerAlert!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!

Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

NoConsequenceGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally live out all your wildest dreams without any consequences! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). So come join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

BdayLootzCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized birthday cake made out of diamond blocks and enchanted with the power of infinite cake consumption. That’s right, you can eat as much cake as you want without ever getting full! Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style with a cake that defies the laws of Minecraft physics.

But that’s not all! On our server, every player is assigned a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back in the blink of an eye. Want to impress your friends with your majestic dragon mount? Join our server and become the envy of all your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server has the ability to summon a herd of dancing chickens whenever they want. Need a little pick-me-up after a tough day of mining? Just summon some dancing chickens and watch as they boogie down to the beat of your favorite Minecraft tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, biden, Conflict, foreign policy, global tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israeli strike, lebanon, measure of justice, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, Politics, RETALIATION, targeted killing, Terrorism, united states, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have Biden as the referee and he calls all the shots! he even called the israeli strike killing hezbollah’s nasrallah a ‘measure of justice’ like whaaat?! come join the chaos and see what other crazy things biden will say next! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!