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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Leaking ERECTion Edition, link compilation, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme, Ultimate, WEEKEND 1 UPDATE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us for the Friday Night Funkin’ General where we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Week #2517 – Leaking ERECTion Edition (don’t ask)

NEWS FLASH: The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE HAS RELEASED and it’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the juicy deets and join Ninjamuffin & PA for an AMA on /funkg/ (whatever that means).

Download and play the game, mod it to your heart’s content, and join our modding community for all the funky fun!

We’ve got resources, wikis, link compilations, and even a thread theme that will have you dancing like a villager on a Sunday morning.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now and let’s get funky together! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of diamonds or sanity while playing on this server)

AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023

Anthrocraft, Blood, Ego, Expedition, female anthros, Females, Forest of Pity Parties, forgotten places, french fries, Hares, Hatchlings, Healings, Hearts, Hero, hmofa, hooves, Horrors, Human Males, humans, image filter, Journey to the White Citadel, Keeping Eye Contact, Loveless Incantation, Memory From The Shadows, Minecraft, NIGHTS, rule, Sea Major, Spare in the Trunk, state zero, Steel, Stories, Story Masterbin, Summoning a Little Mischief, Survivors of a Shattered World, vipers, Void, word filter, world, writing guides

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Players Killed by Monsters:	4372	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!

Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!

Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.

But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!

Billionaire City VS Hypixel

Beta Testing, cityscape, competitive gameplay, digital real estate, discord community, Economy, in-game economy, job market, luxury living, multiplayer gameplay, OG rank, online entrepreneurship, player housing, player interaction, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Server Experience, Towny, virtual city, virtual community, Virtual Economy, virtual leasing, virtual property management

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	294
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience lag due to high traffic
Frequent updates and events	May not be as focused on economy and player housing

Billionaire City

Pros	Cons
Focused on economy and player housing	May have a smaller player base
Unique job system	May lack the variety of mini-games found on larger servers
Optimized economy system	Still in beta, so may have some bugs

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games, and frequent updates and events. Billionaire City, on the other hand, focuses more on economy and player housing with a unique job system.

Which server is better for new players?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of games. Billionaire City may be a better choice for new players looking for a more focused experience on economy and housing.

Is Billionaire City fully released?

No, Billionaire City is currently in beta, so there may be some bugs and changes as it continues to develop. Players are encouraged to join the Discord for updates and to receive a free OG Rank.

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

babies, BabyFree, blocks, children, Commitment, Companionship, Decision making, Family Planning, fear, Future, gfs, Girlfriend, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenthood, personal choice, PRESSURE, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Server for Awkward Encounters

adult content, awkward, BETRAYAL, cute girl, DATING, Disappointment, ENCOUNTERS, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, interracial couples, interracial relationship, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, online content, online dating, onlyfans, pixelated, Race, racial preferences, relationship drama, Server, social dynamics, social media, Stereotypes, Triangle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Votes:	570	Enchantments Applied:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7688
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

YeehawCraft: Where we mine for freedom and roleplay as stereotypical Americans! 🤠🇺🇸 #MinecraftMadness

AMERICANS, Characters, commercials, Community, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, forum, freedom, Fun, humor, imagination, Interactive, love, MinecraftMadness, ONLINE, Roleplay, roleplaying games, satire, Social, stereotypical, stereotypical Americans, storytelling, YeehawCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2729	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! We have more commercials than you can shake a stick at – seriously, our players can’t get enough of them! Join us and experience the thrill of watching commercials while mining for diamonds, it’s a game-changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!

JoynCraft VS Hypixel

Active Staff, building, Collaborative, Community, Creative, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Immersive, immersive experience, long-lasting, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Music, Peaceful, player-driven, Plugins, professional hosting, PvE, secure financing, Survival, unique seed, vast map

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for some players
Wide variety of minigames	May experience server lag at peak times
Frequent updates and events	Can be challenging for newer players

JOYnCRAFT:

Pros	Cons
Active staff and community	Smaller player base
Professionally hosted server	Lack of extensive minigames
Secure financing and long-term stability	May not appeal to players looking for constant action

FAQ:

Which server has a higher player population? Hypixel has a higher player population compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server offers a wider variety of minigames? Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server has a more stable financing plan? JOYnCRAFT has secure financing secured years ahead, ensuring long-term stability.
Which server is better for new players? Hypixel may be more suitable for new players due to its extensive tutorials and game modes.

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

Adventure, baby, Childhood, children, CRAFTIN, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funny, giggles, HAHAHAHAHA, Happiness, It’s, joy, Laughter, madness, Memories, Minecraft, outdoors, Play, Server, Sliddin, slidding, Slides, Sliding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where everything is SLIDDING BABY!!! That’s right, forget walking or running, on our server you’ll be sliding everywhere like a penguin on ice!

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!

So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	7023
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!