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NoSexForSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5162
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

BandCraft, concert atmosphere, concert experience, crowd interaction, Energetic performance., fan favorite, favorite band, Live, live band, live concert experience, Live Entertainment, Live Music, live performance, memorable show, Music (performance), music experience, music venue, musical talent, Show, stage presence, stage show, top band, unforgettable concert, Wars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

BankruptBlock, BANKRUPTCY, Business, company closures, corporate, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial distress, insolvency, Japan, Japanese economy, job cuts, labor shortage, Layoffs, Minecraft, recession, Server, staff shortages, struggling businesses, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Potions Brewed:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1355

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	1170
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5200
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	760311	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!