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GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP

Behavior, discipline, discipline genetics, discipline genetics study, discipline habits, discipline patterns., family influence, Genetic, genetic behavior, genetic discipline, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic predisposition, GeneticDiscipline, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, personality traits, self-control, smp, upbringing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	530	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just running around like headless chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, discipline is genetic! That’s right, our players are born with an innate sense of order and organization.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who have been training since birth to be the ultimate Minecraft warriors. Our players don’t just build houses, they build entire civilizations with intricate political systems and economic structures.

But beware, if you don’t have the discipline gene, you might find yourself lost in a world where chaos reigns supreme. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where discipline is more than just a trait, it’s a way of life.

VanishingJobsMC SMP

10. Robotics, 11. Innovation, 12. Digital transformation, 13. Job security, 14. Evolving industries, 15. Technological advancements, 16. Obsolete jobs, 17. Changing workforce, 18. Skillset, 19. Labor market, 2. Disappear, 20. Long-term trends., 3. Future, 4. technology, 5. Automation, 6. Job market, 7. Career, 8. Workforce, 9. Artificial intelligence, Professions, smp, VanishingJobsMC

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2588	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old professions like accountants and lawyers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we predict that in 5-10 years, professions like chicken wranglers and lava divers will be all the rage! Imagine the thrill of wrangling chickens in a pixelated world or diving into pools of lava to collect rare resources. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be ahead of the curve and join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary chicken whisperer or lava diving champion!

BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

BlockyBash, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity news, celebrity scandals, celebrity status, controversial, criticism, Entertainment, Fame, fan base, gossip, Hollywood, Media, Overrated, overrated celebrity, pop culture, public opinion, scrutiny, social media, trending

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	4709
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	455
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ores Mined:	8322	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5431	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	152
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2495	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	924014

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!