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Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3008	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	7283
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	631018
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3504	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!