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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6064 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.
But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?
So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
