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BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Votes:	3470

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	2316	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	5391	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	91
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	3381
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Votes:	3760	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	899026
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed