Kenpuudenki Berserk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	2386
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3906	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	276
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	570	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2572	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9611	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	140738	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	4795
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?