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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2727 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 377415 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 7214 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
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