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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

adulting, awakening, childhood memories, Christmas spirit, Coming of Age, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, emotional growth, facing the truth, festive season, growing up, harsh reality, holiday traditions, jaded, mature perspective, Minecraft, reality check, Santa Claus, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	154
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Buildings Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, deep connection, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, intimacy exercises, intimacy ideas, intimacy without sex, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, quality time, relationship, romance, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	8824	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get up close and personal with your partner without getting banned for inappropriate behavior? Look no further! Our server offers the ultimate intimate experience that doesn’t involve any pixelated hanky panky.

Join us for romantic sunset walks through our virtual forests, where you can hold hands and admire the blocky scenery together. Or how about a cozy night by the virtual campfire, roasting virtual marshmallows and sharing your deepest secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special couples-only dungeon where you and your partner can team up to defeat virtual monsters and bond over the thrill of victory. Who needs couple’s therapy when you have diamond swords and creepers to slay together?

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of intimacy in the world of Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could bring you and your partner closer together in such unexpected ways?

ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2844	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Star Shards Collected:	224
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

HotBlockClimateSkeptics

BELIEF, climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, data analysis, denial, Environment, global warming, hoax, HotBlockClimateSkeptics, Impact, Perception, Psychology, public opinion, rejection, research, skepticism, study, Temperature, US, weather patterns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	485
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!

we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!

join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness

Welcome to “Chaos in the Skyblock” – where the only rule is that there are no rules!

admins, Advancements, Anarchy, Chaos, commands, Distant Horizons, Gay, Hacks, HardcoreAnarchy, home, ISLAND, Items, MiniHUD, Mods, No Rules, progress, Radius, rule, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Spawn, Tpa, vanilla client

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server Information

IP	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

Overview

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed.
How can I progress in the game?	Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

WishGranter’s Minecraft Server

Dream game., Fantasy wish, Game genie, Game wishlist, Gamer’s dream, Gamer’s fantasy, Gamer’s wish, Gaming desires, Gaming genie, Gaming heaven, gaming paradise, Gaming wish, Minecraft, Server, ultimate gaming experience, Video game fantasy, Video game wish, Vidya games, Virtual reality wish, wish come true, wish fulfillment, Wish Granter, WishGranters

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical genie that grants all your vidya related wishes! Want to ride a dragon while battling a horde of zombies? Done! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy! Want to turn into a unicorn and prance around the server spreading rainbows and joy? We got you covered! Join our server and let your wildest gaming fantasies come to life! Who needs a Wish Granter when you have us?

QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!

acceptance, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, Fabulously, Fluid, Gender fluid, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hololive, inclusion, intolerance, Keeping, koreans, Kpop, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, online harassment, queerosexual, QueerosexualCraft, smp, social justice, trannies

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2219	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	1899
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

ParentalPiggyBankDenied

assets, Boundaries, burden, Conflict, construction, DEBT, dream home, Enabling, family loans, financial help, happy marriage, income, Inheritance, lending money, liquid cash, ParentalPiggyBankDenied, parents, property sale, refusal, Retirement, Siblings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial drama and inheritance disputes!

Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?

KidAtHeart Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood memories, creative play, family bonding, favorite toys, first crush, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, KidAtHeart, Laughter, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground fun, playing outside, Recess, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).

FlukeCraft: Lucky Moments!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, fate, fluke, FlukeCraft, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate event, happenstance, Lucky, MOMENTS, odd, out of the blue, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, strange, stroke of luck, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet some truly bizarre characters (both in-game and IRL). Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored sheep! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!