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Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1105	Players Killed by Monsters:	3333
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	135
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9359
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1203	Ores Mined:	542
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO