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IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Animals Bred:	108
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	216207
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6413	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!