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Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1504
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2921
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	208	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	834	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5551	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!