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Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	983
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1879
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner, Web Event

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

3rd, abyss, behind the scenes, CN supply, Dreaming Trailer, Drifting, Drudging, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd Concept Animation, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, newbie resources, Resources, s-rank battlesuit, Schicksal’s Imperative, Shattered Swords VN, smp, Summertime Reminiscences, theresa, tutorial video, v7.7, v7.8

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!