jonah goldstein – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

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FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

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ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

#secret codes, cheat code, cheat codes for all levels, cheat codes for beginners, cheat codes for consoles, cheat codes for experts, cheat codes for mobile games, cheat codes for multiplayer games, cheat codes for PC games, cheat codes for popular games, cheat codes for single player games, CheatCodeCraft, game cheats, game hacks, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, shortcuts, strategy, tips and tricks, unlockables, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

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CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

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LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

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QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

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CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

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