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Papa John’s Pizza Party Minecraft Madness

Assassination, Billionaires club, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Covid-19, elite Jews, Executives, expose, fast food, Johns, madness, Minecraft, papa, Papa John, Party, pizza, power, rejection, scandal, speculation, speculation trail., theory, Truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conspiracy theories run wild and billionaires are at war! Join us as we uncover the truth behind COVID-19 and dodge elite Jewish assassins trying to silence us. Will you be the one to finally expose the secrets of the Billionaires club and save the world from their evil plans? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of diamond pickaxes! Remember, the truth is out there…if you dare to seek it!

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	260
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	859	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8848	Votes:	625
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!