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Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7727	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	59
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	109

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

legendarybenders.play.minekube.net