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BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6620	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	185767	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Animals Bred:	193	Votes:	8301
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	9159	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	6493
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	7845	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Ores Mined:	9148
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.