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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	128
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	240
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	109663
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	New Chunks Explored:	550314
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Potions Brewed:	198
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.