JasonHawes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	972
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

child development, competitive sports, concussion risk, discipline, extracurricular activities, football, high school, Kid, letting, long term benefits, Minecraft, parenting, physical activity, Play, Safety concerns, smp, Soccer, SoccerMom, Social Skills, sports, team sports, teamwork, youth athletics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	7469	Players Killed by Monsters:	702
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Gregor, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Votes:	5156
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-boggling challenges that will leave you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.

Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!

Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

401k, asset allocation, Bitcoin, brokerage account, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Financial Planning, Financial Security, HYSA, investing, Ira, living expenses, long term investments, max 401k, max IRA, MAXED, Minecraft, passive income, retirement savings, risk management, savings strategy, smp, stock market, total market index, wealth management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	2849
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers something truly unique – the chance to win 1 year of living expenses in a HYSA! That’s right, you could be rolling in virtual dough while building your dream castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server

#robot girlfriend, ai girlfriend, android love, Artificial Intelligence, Competition, cybernetic companion, digital romance, fembot, fembots, fighting for love, Fun, futuristic competition, futuristic dating, love battle, love showdown, mechanical mate, Minecraft, robotic partner, robotic rivalry, sci-fi romance, Server, technology romance, virtual girlfriend, virtual relationship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, including the chance to win the heart of a fembot! That’s right, folks, she’s looking for a Minecraft boyfriend and she’s not afraid to make you fight for her love. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out for the ultimate prize – a virtual girlfriend who’s programmed to love you unconditionally (as long as you keep her batteries charged, of course).

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, bizarre behavior, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic message, digital mystery, eerie discovery, enigmatic story, internet mystery, internet sleuths, Minecraft, mysterious post, No. 204855615, online forums, online investigation, perplexing situation, player, puzzling events, smp, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, unexplained phenomenon., unsolved case, WTF

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Alchemical secrets, Anarchy, Auctions, BlazeAnarchy, blocks, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dystopia, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, rare items, Real Anarchy, Russian, Spawn hunter, Survival, Territories, Vanilla, Version 1.13, Version 1.20+, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!

The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!

mc.blazeanarchy.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Character development, Diverse, FANTASY, friendship, Hidden Gem, LGBTQ, Minecraft, monster designs, Mystery, non-lewd, PALS, PIXEL, romance, Server, slow build, slow burn, speculation, strong female leads, Supernatural, Underrated, unexpected twist, unique plot, YuRi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a secret yuri romance? Look no further! Our server may not be obvious with its yuri themes, but rest assured, there will be some steamy kisses by the end of it (in-game, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?

Anime, anime recommendations, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura fan, DiC dub, dragon ball z, fruits basket, K-On, K-On fan, Kira Kira Precure a la Mode, Naruto, one piece, Recommend, Recommendations, sailor moon, sailor moon fan, Sensitive, smp, Tokyo Mew Mew, Tokyo Mew Mew fan, watching anime, Yumierio Patisserie

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7876
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	953173

Are you tired of boring old anime recommendations? Want something fresh, exciting, and totally out of this world? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only recommend the most mind-blowing anime that will leave you questioning reality!

Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

Left or Right Minecraft Server

Besties, Bonding, Candid, female friends, friendship, Fun, girls night out, Group photo, Happy, indoors, left, Minecraft, More girls, outdoors, Pics, Posed, right, Server, sisters, smiling, together, two girls

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	1186	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the cool kids in town. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pics with two or more girls on the server! That’s right, you can show off your epic builds to not one, but TWO Minecraft babes. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate among them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!