JasonHawes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Votes:	8075	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	6819
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Animals Bred:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7833	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Runes Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	180	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	3800
Dragon Eggs Found:	6763	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	9048
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	586370

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!