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CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1811	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8434

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	822922	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mines Excavated:	4713	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	910	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	221	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	748
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Farms Harvested:	556
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	5291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2265
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1916	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!