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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1810 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Votes: | 8455 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!