imperial measuring tape – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

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Fate? More like F8! Come join our Minecraft server where nobody understands fate but we do understand fun!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fate is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of boring old destiny dictating your every move. On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
Our community is filled with players who have no idea what fate even means – they’re too busy creating giant statues of themselves made out of diamonds or starting a sheep rebellion against the oppressive cows. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, come join us! Who knows, maybe fate will finally understand you when you’re here.

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YuriCraft: Where Love Blooms in Blocky Worlds!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your favorite yuri anime? Look no further, because our server is where all the best yuri pairs come to play! Join us for some steamy pixelated romance and watch as your favorite girl-on-girl couples build their dream world together. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got love? So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal!

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CraftyCouple69’s Minecraft Madness: Where age is just a number and diamonds are forever!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice up your gaming experience with some wild and wacky adventures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The Potato Whisperer,” who can communicate with vegetables and has a pet cactus named Steve. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even meet your future spouse who looks eerily similar to a pixelated character! It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server. See you there!

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Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 196136366 LOLz Edition
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.
2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.

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CraftyCraic – Where Pixels Party!
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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for fans of indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because we are the VIPs of the virtual world, the cream of the crop, the elite of the elite! We may be outnumbered by the 2views peasants, but we stand tall with our favorite streamers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube.
Want to shill your 499view oshi? Of course you can! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let me tell you, the competition is fierce. We’ve got virtual ties, non-English streamers dominating, and even a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. But hey, as long as they play by our rules, they’re cool.
But wait, there’s more! Need some Twitch clips to spice up your day? We got you covered. Want to archive all those epic VODs? We’ve got a guide for that. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. We’ve got birthdays to celebrate, official boorus to browse, and even some ducks for good measure. And remember, on this server, we’re not just players, we’re legends. So grab your diamond sword and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzville: Where You’re the Best ‘Other’ Player! Join Now!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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DepressCraft: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions!
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Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!

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SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast on this Hedgehog Fueled Server
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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for a wild ride through all things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to the Year of Shadow in 2024. We’ve got leaked Sonic Toy Parties, Knuckles Series trailers, and even an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!

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VibeCraft: Where We Just Vibe and Forget About the Drama!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!

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Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!
But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

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