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CraftyBritz 3D Printz

3d printer, 3d printing, Britbong, british humor, combination, compliance, copyright infringement, CraftyBritz, digital rights, funny, humor, illegal files, law enforcement, Licenses, Oi, Piracy, Printing, Printz, regulations, Technology, television, television license

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3263
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1801	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	2203	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	6048	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Potions Brewed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!