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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4593 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! We got a team of misfits that’ll make you question reality, from a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger – what more could you ask for?
Join us and be part of the scuffed dream eaters, dick confusers, and invader of Phase Connects. We even have a spicy Latina red panda work in progress – talk about diversity! And don’t forget about the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of Shima Kingdom – he’s a real catch!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, then look no further. Join us and become part of the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
