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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3528 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.