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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2522

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crops Grown:	2064
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4849	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ores Mined:	2279
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4335	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!