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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3940 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 323 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.