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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8773 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”