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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 256 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9321 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 56353 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!