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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2542 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4577 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.