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Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Beats: Where Creepers Drop the Hottest Mixtapes!

beats, better music, Crafty, CREEPERS, Drop, high quality music, Hottest, Industry, Mixtapes, Music (Industry), music creators, music excellence, music industry appreciation, music industry artistry, music industry competition, music industry creativity, music industry dedication, music industry innovation, music industry recognition, music industry skill, music industry standards, music industry success, music industry talent, music production, talented musicians, underrated artists

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5575	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring music on the radio? Well, come join our Minecraft server where our players unironically make better music than 95% of the industry! From creeper-themed rap battles to zombie disco parties, our players have some serious musical talent that will have you grooving all night long. Who needs mainstream artists when you can jam out with our Minecraft maestros? Join now for a musical experience like no other!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

attractiveness, Babes, beautiful women, beauty, beauty standards, blocky, bros, building, comparison, Countries, culture, debate, Europe, Hottest, Media, Minecrafts, Opinions, physical appearance, Preferences, russia, Scandinavian, Server, slavic, society, Stereotypes, Sweden, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

BlockMeme420: ‘/int/bros you were right’ – Join the hottest Minecraft server for the dankest memers out there!

BlockMeme420, bros, dankest, Hottest, Int, intbros, Japanese women are superior, Join, long distance relationships, memers, Minecraft, Server, YOU JUST KNOW meme

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4587	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of long distance relationships not working out? Well fear not, because on our server, YOU JUST KNOW meme is REAL! Join us and find your true love from across the world, just like the memes promised. Plus, our server is known for having a high population of Japanese women who are said to be superior in every way. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server to help you find your soulmate? Join now and start swiping right on blocks instead of profiles!

BroBlockPartyGoneWrong

ABSENT, Boundaries, BroBlockPartyGoneWrong, brother, business trip, cigarettes, consequences, decision, disagreement, DISHES, drinks, family, kicked out, mad, Messy, parents, Party, Respect, Siblings, Stolen, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and personal space! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted guests ruining it.

Imagine a world where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or grief your creations. That’s the kind of environment we provide here – a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who value respect and responsibility.

Don’t worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch and trashing your virtual house – that kind of drama is strictly prohibited here. We believe in kicking out toxic players and keeping the peace in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without any unwanted surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉

BlockBusterCast

Acting, BlockBusterCast, Casting, Character, Excellent, film, FLAWLESS, flawless execution., flawless portrayal, ideal, impeccable, Movie, on point, Outstanding, perfectly cast, Performance, Role, spot on, SUPERB, TALENTED, top-notch

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	830

Have you ever seen a movie where the casting was so spot-on that it felt like the actors were born to play those roles? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server!

Picture this: Steve, the main character, is played by a real-life lumberjack who spends his days chopping down trees with his bare hands. And the creepers? Oh, they’re played by actual explosives experts who love nothing more than blowing things up (safely, of course).

But the real showstopper is the Ender Dragon, who is portrayed by a professional wrestler with a flair for the dramatic. You won’t believe the epic battles that unfold when this guy takes the stage!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server where the casting is so perfect it’s almost eerie, come join us today. Who knows, you might just find your own perfect role to play!

Entity SMP

activities, Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Crafting, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Interactive, multiplayer, Plugins, Resources, robust, Survival, THRIVING, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	377
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Entity SMP is a dynamic Minecraft server combining survival gameplay with a robust economy system. Players engage in cooperative and competitive activities, trading resources and building thriving communities. The server features unique plugins and events, enhancing the multiplayer experience and fostering a vibrant, interactive world for all participants.

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Chaos Reigns Supreme: The Land of Anarchus and Slightly More Anarchy. Java 1.20.6, Bring on the PVP!

1.20.6, Abilities, Anarchus, Anarchy, boss fights, BRING, Buffs, Chaos, Cool, Custom Items, Discord, Economy System, Events, Fun, Ip:, java, Land, LATEST, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pick, PvP, Recommend, REIGNS, see, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, SUPREME

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Anarchus Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom Items	Various custom items with special abilities and buffs.
Boss Fights	Engage in challenging boss fights for rewards.
Events	Frequent events for players to participate in.
Economy System	Integrated economy for trading and transactions.

Anarchus Minecraft Server FAQ

1. How long has Anarchus been running?

Anarchus has been running for about 4 years.

2. Are there custom items on the server?

Yes, there are various custom items with unique abilities and buffs.

3. Can I participate in boss fights?

Absolutely! Boss fights are a part of the server experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events are held quite often for players to enjoy.

5. Is there an economy system on Anarchus?

Yes, there is a fully integrated economy system for trading and transactions.

6. What is the latest Java version supported on the server?

The server supports Java 1.20.6 at the latest.

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Azumi, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute girls doing cute things, Event, friendship, Garupan, girls und panzer, gup, high school, Military, Minecraft, PanzerCraft, school girls, Server, slice of life, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	958148
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	3337	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest party you’ll ever attend!

Join us on Azumi’s birthday thread where the cake is made of diamonds and the party favors are enchanted weapons! Watch out for the birthday creeper who explodes with confetti instead of TNT.

We have epic mini-games like Pin the Tail on the Ender Dragon and Musical Minecarts. Plus, every player gets a free pet llama dressed in a party hat.

But the real reason you should join our server? Azumi once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. If that’s not reason enough, I don’t know what is! So come on over and celebrate Azumi’s birthday in style. It’s gonna be a block party you won’t want to miss!

SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MOMENTS, related, smp, SMPWrestlerMC, webm, wrestling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have epic wrestling matches that will have you doing flips in your seat just like in those webm videos you love to watch.

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players as they duke it out in the ring, using nothing but their fists and their wits. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up getting suplexed into a lava pit? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can bet their diamonds on the outcome of matches. It’s high stakes and high adrenaline, so make sure you bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for some wrestling moments that will have you doing webm related in no time!

CraftyBizSplitNoWay

Boyfriend, business ownership, control, CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Disingenuous, Ego, entrepreneur, financial decision, financial provider, financial status, Insecurities, Investment, loan, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, Resentment, unpaid labor, vision

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Potions Brewed:	61	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5340
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1362
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.