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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 3097 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.
