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Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3901
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafty, ducks, independent talents, indie vtubers, Isles, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, non-english streamers, OC material, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch Partners, upcoming birthdays, viewer averages, VOD archival, VOD Archive, vtuber community, youtube equivalents

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5826	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5139
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

110k, 13K, 300, Billions, bull market, Buy, Clicking, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Giga, Hope, investing, Lost, lost my mojo, market analysis, MCAP, memes, Minecraft, mojo, moodeng, rekt, smp, spx6900, Struggling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2908	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰

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Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2317	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	983
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	191
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Dragon.., escort, Friends, general, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth, TORTOISE, Tsukuyo, working together

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	95
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Ores Mined:	7787
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!