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Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	9575

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

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Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!

Advance Strike, beginner guide, City of the Wolves, Community Resources, DandyJ, Digging, Discord, dotemu, dual audio, event footage, Fatal Fury, FF:CotW, Fun, geo, Kof, KOF Official Site backup, KOF XIII Global Match, KOFXV, Marco, metal slug tactics, MineSNK, neo, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, neog, PC, ps4, PS5, RedGGPO, romset, snk, SNK Media Gallery, squad tactics, Switch, the king of fighters xv, Translations, turn based, xbox series x/s

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!

Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.

Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

Advancements, amd, battle, BUILD, comparison, Competition, computing, CPU, Crafty, Decision making, Future, Gaming, innovation, intel, Longevity, market, Performance, Processors, Promises, Support, Technology, Upgrades, Wars, Zen5

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	284	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

anger, arent, Conflict, Confrontation, Frustration, GrumpyCraft, Happy, hostile environment, hostile reception, negative energy, negative vibes, people, Play, Resentment, tense situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unhappy, unhappy people, unwanted guest, unwanted presence, unwarranted hostility, Unwelcome, unwelcoming atmosphere, unwelcoming behavior, unwelcoming reception

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

AlimerCraft, ben 10, danny, DFHeroes, DFIronMan, Endgame, Heroesexpansion, Immersive Engineering, Lantern Corp, Lucraft, Lucraftcore, Lucraftmod, manhattan, MaxHeroes, MightiestHeroes, minecraft server, Modpack, modpacks, NotEnoughHeroes, PvP, PymTech, quark, Server, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Speedsterheroes, Survival, The Fifth World

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

alimer.godlike.club

The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

Alexs mobs, Animals, apply, Auctions, Barnyard, Code, Cows, Cozy, Discord, farmers delight, Farming, gameplay, genetic animals, get in the bucket, GRASS, Horse Genetics, Modded, modded server, pass, Pigs, Play, realistic horse genetics, rules, selfies, Server Rules, Sheep, smp, smp server, Tinkers Construct, Today, Vip, Whitelist, Whitelisting Form

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Barnyard
Description	A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
Main Mods	Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs Get in the Bucket Farmer’s Delight Tinker’s Construct
Whitelist	Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
What are the main mods featured?	Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
Are there any rules to follow?	Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
What is the gameplay like?	Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

Blocky Deathmatch

blocky, Climbing, deathmatch, emulator bug, fatal frame, gameplay, ghost, glitch, Haunted, Horror, Ladder, ladder bug, Ladder Climbing, ladder difficulty, ladder trouble, Mystery, Paranormal, puzzle, puzzle solving, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	66614
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!