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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6874 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
