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No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	4332
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ores Mined:	9887	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	890	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	9814
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	6373	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82243
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!