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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Farms Harvested:	610	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1394	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	7893
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Void Gems Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	672
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4986
Void Armor Forged:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!