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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2595 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?