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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!
