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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Players Killed by Monsters:	8018	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	174

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8612
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Farms Harvested:	1000	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	119
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Votes:	9949
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	270
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!