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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7651	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	106869	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8042	Enchantments Applied:	120
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPersona

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	9653	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	490417
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	5615	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4153

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!