Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

MineCraftLifeValues

balance, Contentment, experiences, family, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, Life, love, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeValues, Passion, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Deal, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, First Stage, Freed, Government, hostage crisis, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Male, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Political, prisoners, Release, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	8684
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

bird, bird flu, Edition, flu, global health, health, Infectious Disease, influenza, maternal health, maternal mortality, medical study, mortality, mortality rate, pandemic, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factors, study, unborn babies, Virus

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

aging, blocks, cognitive aging, cognitive aging in women, cognitive decline, cognitive decline in women, cognitive function, cognitive health, Decline, discrimination, gender bias, gender inequality, INEQUALITY, ladies, later years, Memory, memory decline, mental health, sexism, sexist, Social Issues, U.S. States, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

Anarchy Network

24/7, 2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, Civilization, Discord, Griefing, Ip:, java, Lag Machines, Network, new york city, no p2w, No Resets, no restrictions, no teleporting, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Launch Date	October 11th, 2024
Location	New York City, NY, USA
Minecraft Version	1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, fanfiction, FANTASY, long tail tags, Lost, Magic, Manga, Original Story, plot holes, Pointless, ruins the series, ruins the series timeline, self-insert characters, self-inserts, series, Supernatural, Timeline, UQ Holder!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5908
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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