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CraftyLoveAdvice

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLoveAdvice, dating advice, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Honesty, love, personal growth, red flags, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Animals Bred:	128
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you single ladies out there!

Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are all top-tier builders, so you know they’ll treat you like the queen of the block. Plus, our chat is always buzzing with flirty banter and hilarious pick-up lines. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got Creeper Love?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary love stories. We’ve had players meet in-game, fall in love, and even tie the knot in a virtual wedding ceremony. Talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So don’t waste your time crafting a love potion, just hop on our server and let the romance flow. Who knows, you might just find your player two.

HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroyers, escalation, foreign policy, Gulf of Aden, Houthi targets, HouthiHavoc, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military response, Minecraft, naval forces, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, us navy, US strikes, Yemen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8061	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we strike at houthi targets in yemen after they attack our destroyers in the game! we have crazy battles and explosions that will blow your mind! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and to show those houthis who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBrides

activism, BlockyBrides, child marriage, children’s rights, controversy, culture, Ethics, gender inequality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, Outrage, protest, Social Issues, tradition, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha, and creepers telling knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of tacos!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their epic dance moves. and if u can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, u become the ruler of the server and get a crown made of enchanted emeralds.

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, fellow minecrafters!

CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

AffinityMC

AffinityMC, balkan, Community, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

37.230.138.167:25620

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Catch a Book, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, Ultimate, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless Gift, Zenless Launch, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft, zhu yuan

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	214	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

#youtube, armpit smell, bad smell, body odor, embarrassing smell, EmmyMade, EmmyStinks, extreme smell, extreme stink, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, funky armpits, funky feet, Minecraft, odor fetish, overpowering odor, smelly armpits, smelly feet, smp, stinky armpits, stinky feet, subscription

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

StepSisNoHouse4U

blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7540	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

BookWorm SMP

all-time favorite, avid reader, best book, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, bookworm, classic literature, contemporary literature, favorite book, Fiction, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, smp, storytelling, top reads

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!

Blockbuster Revolution

blockbuster, changed everything, critical juncture, defining moment, game changer, groundbreaking moment, historical milestone, History, impactful event, important moment, influential event, key moment, momentous occasion, paradigm shift., pivotal moment, revolution, revolutionary event, significant event, transformative event, transformative moment, turning point, world-changing event

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6518	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.