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HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2020	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Potions Brewed:	140	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9004	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!