glad we didn’t kill ourselves Minecraft Servers

glad we didn’t kill ourselves Minecraft Servers

  • Good Night anon Minecraft SMP

    Good Night anon Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8103
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn… again).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant pumpkin. And you know what? We all loved it! So if you want to unleash your inner chaos and creativity, this is the place for you.

    Plus, we have weekly llama races, a secret underground disco party, and a community garden where we grow enchanted carrots. Oh, and did I mention the giant flying pig that roams the skies? Yeah, we’ve got it all.

    So come on, join us and make some hilarious memories that you’ll never forget. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, no killing each other (unless it’s in a hilarious prank war). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HappyCraft Minecraft Server

    HappyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9264
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 143
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you know what genuinely makes us happy? Joining our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour of Doom.” So if you want to experience pure joy and endless laughter, join our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FetishCraft: Kinky Blocks & Pixels

    FetishCraft: Kinky Blocks & Pixels
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3929
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fetishes to come to life! Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a potato and have other players worship you? Totally possible!

    Join our server and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world gameplay you’ve ever seen. We have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in Morse code using redstone torches. We have a faction of players who have sworn allegiance to the almighty Chicken Overlord, sacrificing cows in its name. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the Llama Liberation Front and the Sheep Supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make all your weirdest fetishes a reality, join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6627
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, if u live alone, den u probly jus talk to urself all day like a crazy person. BUT NOT ANYMORE. join dis epic minecraft server where u can talk to other peeps and pretend u have friends. we got virtual parties, virtual hugs, virtual drama. u won’t even remember what real life is like after joining dis server. plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and cookies. but shh, don’t tell anyone. u gotta join to find it. trust me, ur lonely days are over once u step foot in dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and start living ur best virtual life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YessirBox

    YessirBox
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7616
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Crops Grown: 7055
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

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    – Box – Lifesteal – Dupe Fun, Join in on the action today with our active community.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sacred Ring

    Sacred Ring
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5474
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The survival revolution! We are Sacred Ring, the best Minecraft survival currently, have you played a lot of Minecraft for a long time and are you bored yet? This is YOUR SERVER

    We have:

    – Epic Fights – Super epic bosses with 3D models – New enemies around the world with a scaled difficulty level – Custom items, including armor made from godskin – A small but very friendly community, let the people themselves give their opinion!

    Join the discord, see the opinions of users who play the server, try it! It won’t take long and you won’t regret it!

    sacredring.es:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5682
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is BIGGER and better than the rest! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so big that it has its own gravitational pull. You’ll literally be sucked into the fun! – We have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you rare items for bacon. Yes, you heard that right. – Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes (one of which must be llama-related). – We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying creepers. It’s a blast! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe. He’s a friendly ghost, though, and will help you mine diamonds faster than ever before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our BIGGER Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Animals Bred: 166 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in hand and a crown made of emeralds on their head.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommyLootSnatcher69

    MommyLootSnatcher69
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3300
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Do you want to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only betrayal you’ll face is from a sneaky creeper blowing up your house? Then join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Just like the inheritance in this story, our server is full of hidden treasures and surprises waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover a rare enchanted item that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    And just like the mom in this tale, we promise to provide you with the best virtual experience possible. Our server is constantly updated with new features and challenges to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh, making it feel like one big happy family.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, unwind, and have a blast, join our server today! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HeartCraftForever

    HeartCraftForever
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9147
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3976
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and you accidentally built a roller coaster that launched you straight into a herd of angry llamas? Yeah, that was a wild ride. Well, get ready for even more epic moments on our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a server like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, a hidden village of talking chickens, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas, they still hold a grudge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarZoneCraft

    WarZoneCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7452
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 7952
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, not this one! this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

    join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent for the creepers, trying to take over the world one block at a time. it’s up to you and your squad to stop them and save the day.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and lava pits.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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