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Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8889
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

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