Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community
Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules
Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!
Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!
Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!
And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.
So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.
Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?
Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!
Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.
Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?
so, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u.
