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1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.
3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon.
4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees.
5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.
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This server is still in HEAVY development. However, there are many things that are difficult to test without players. Come get your start on a fresh old school factions server AND contribute to its birth (by playing, nothing more).
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves while wearing the shiniest armor in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a rainbow across the sky.
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