GBTC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

controller customization, controller grips, Controller thread, controller upgrades, custom controller, Dualsense, gaming accessories, gaming accessories review, gaming comfort, Gaming Community, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, Kontrol Freaks, Minecraft, Paddle, PIXEL, rubber sticks, Server, Slippery, thumbstick caps

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	2987
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

$1.1 Million, achievement, Ada Lovelace, AI powered Robot, Ai-Da, art, Artificial Intelligence, Auction, bob haircut, creativity, digital art, futuristic, innovation, Investment, MILLION, Minecraft, Painting, rob, Robot AI, robotics, sells, smp, success, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1428	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Healthcare, Medicine, Minecraft, Pfizer, Pfizer collaboration, Pfizer contributions, Pfizer funding, Pfizer initiatives, Pfizer medications, Pfizer news, Pfizer partnership, Pfizer products, Pfizer research, Pfizer sponsorship, Pfizer support, Pfizer updates, Pfizer vaccines, Pfizers, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5022	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	77
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5161
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Emeralds Found:	642	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.