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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7675 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?